This is kinda how I wish my cartoons were.

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Dead Swans - Sleepwalkers 2009

I'm not really into Deathcore, or maybe I am. I've heard a few other bands that kinda sounded the same. I had my myspace page set on the UK region searched through some random music and stumbled across theirs, been a fan ever since. They can definitely jam. I'm shitty at reviews, so like it or you don't. Buy their shit or eat a dick.

http://www.myspace.com/thedeadswans
Download Sleepwalkers (2009) :
http://www.bigandfree.com/4884863

Marilyn Monroe

You were always very beautiful. Inspiring a slew of young girls to strive to look as naturally flawless as you. So many Halloweens filled with girls who imitate your style and give in to the sexuality you flaunted so well. And now it seems you have become perfect, I had always had my inklings that you got down with the cheeba. Your eyes were always squinted in practically every photo, but now my suspicions have been confirmed.



Why didn't you get JFK to legalize it. Instead you opted for the crazy drugs that stole you away from the sexually deprived public. Your image has not been tarnished by this revelation, only polished; at least in my eyes.

Never

do I want to be arrested by this dude.



btw he really is a cop in Louisiana. As a matter of fact he has been for 20 years.


I'm pretty sure that if I tried to resist he would just snap my neck and sprinkle some crack on me. At least it will be on camera. Sick, right ?

Fuck the government

So I bought a calender the other day hoping that it would spur some sense of responsibility and eventually lead to a greater urget need for organization in my life. Reality hit me a few weeks later, when I completely forgot to do an exam for my class and completely glossed over the fact that I have jury duty today. This is the day before I goto harvest of hope and possibly trip out of my mind while listening to some badass bands. Instead, I am sitting in the courthouse cybercafe. The only real difference is that instead of spending time on the internet all day at my house I'm in a room full of people who don't want to be here either. The only difference is I can't watch porn in full comfort, I just have to deal with some weird stares. I guess I can always check out http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/ and laugh at the back logs.

a tribute to my idol

Rodney Dangerfield's dance skillz melts brains!!!

First off

I don't have anything better to do, so as a result, I made a blog. If you want you can casually read through my completely ridiculous thoughts on whatever. Most times I will be high and just showing you things that I liked on the internet. If you guys got shit to say about the shit I say then fucking awesome. If you hate everything I say and just talk shit, bring it on that shit is funny. Take what you will from what I say and stay fresh.