This is kinda how I wish my cartoons were.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/124742/original.jpg

Dead Swans - Sleepwalkers 2009

I'm not really into Deathcore, or maybe I am. I've heard a few other bands that kinda sounded the same. I had my myspace page set on the UK region searched through some random music and stumbled across theirs, been a fan ever since. They can definitely jam. I'm shitty at reviews, so like it or you don't. Buy their shit or eat a dick.

http://www.myspace.com/thedeadswans
Download Sleepwalkers (2009) :
http://www.bigandfree.com/4884863

Marilyn Monroe

You were always very beautiful. Inspiring a slew of young girls to strive to look as naturally flawless as you. So many Halloweens filled with girls who imitate your style and give in to the sexuality you flaunted so well. And now it seems you have become perfect, I had always had my inklings that you got down with the cheeba. Your eyes were always squinted in practically every photo, but now my suspicions have been confirmed.



Why didn't you get JFK to legalize it. Instead you opted for the crazy drugs that stole you away from the sexually deprived public. Your image has not been tarnished by this revelation, only polished; at least in my eyes.

Never

do I want to be arrested by this dude.



btw he really is a cop in Louisiana. As a matter of fact he has been for 20 years.


I'm pretty sure that if I tried to resist he would just snap my neck and sprinkle some crack on me. At least it will be on camera. Sick, right ?